Thursday, September 10, 2009

Epileptical


I tried this out, and none of what I did had the grace and simple charm of an elipse. Is that toast I smell burning?

really, really tiny treadmill


very difficult to use, so when you wipe out they have a padded bench for you to wipe out on

thing with fan


whatever it does, they seem to want the smell of you doing it wafting over the gym

Bikes to nowhere


way better than the "road to nowhere"... eat this David Byrne

Thing for crushing your adam's apple


Little round weights, too!

Treadmills

A metaphor for grueling boredom as far back as the Romantic era...

To sentence a man of true genius, to the drudgery of a school is to put a racehorse on a treadmill.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Primate with prehensile tail workout machine


The three red things are clearly handles. Since humans only have two hands, I conclude that this is for beings with a prehensile tail. Many of the people who work in my building are not quite fully evolved, so this makes perfect sense.